Funny Business

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  1. Two guys grow up together but after college one moves to Michigan, the other to Florida.

    They agree to meet every ten years in Vero Beach and play golf.
     
    At age 30, they finish their round of golf and go to lunch.
    “Where you wanna go?”
    “Hooters.”
    “Why?”
    “Well, you know, they got the broads, with the big racks, and the tight shorts, and the legs …”
    “OK.”
     

    Ten years later at age 40 they play.
    “Where you wanna go?”
    “Hooters.
    “Why?”
    “Well, you know, they got cold beer and the big screen TVs and everybody has a little action on the games.”
    “OK.”
     

    Ten years later at age 50 they play
    “Where you wanna go?”
    “Hooters.”
    “Why?”
    “The food is pretty good and there is plenty of parking.”
    “OK.”
     

    At age 60 they play
    “Where you wanna go?”
    “Hooters.”
    “Why?”
    “Wings are half price.”
    “OK”
     

    At age 70 they play
    “Where you wanna go?”
    “Hooters.”
    “Why?”
    “They have 6 handicapped spaces right by the door.”
    “OK.”
     

    At age 80 they play
    “Where you wanna go?”
    “Hooters.”
    “Why?”
    “We’ve never been there before.”
    “OK.”

    1. An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic.

      He put a sign up outside that said: “Dr. Geezer’s clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000.”

      Dr. “Young,” who was positive that this old geezer didn’t know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr. Geezer’s clinic.

      Dr. Young: “Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?”

      Dr. Geezer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young’s mouth.”

      Dr. Young: Aaagh! — “That is gasoline!”

      Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your taste back. That will be $500.00!”

      Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.

      Dr. Young: “I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything.”

      Dr. Geezer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.”

      Dr. Young: “Oh, no you don’t, — that is Gasoline!”

      Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your memory back. That will be $500.”

      Dr. Young: After having lost $1000, he leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.

      Dr. Young: “My eyesight has become weak — I can hardly see anything!!!”

      Dr. Geezer: “Well, I don’t have any medicine for that so, here’s your $1000 back (giving him a $10 bill).”

      Dr. Young: “But this is only $10!”

      Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500!”

      Moral of story — Just because you’re “Young” doesn’t mean that you can outsmart a “Geezer”!!!

      Remember: Don’t make old people mad. We don’t like being old in the first place, so it doesn’t take much to tick us off!

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